As you may have guessed, I'm a person of no little interest.
No little interest whatsoever.
Just the big stuff, baby.
The kind of stuff that'd make me the star of one hell of a documentary, you figure.
Do you figure?
I figure.
But even better that?
Starring in a fake documentary.
Like these.


Or even better?
Pretending to star in a fake documentary.
And lying about it afterwards.
Now we're getting somewhere.
See you on set.

Love,
the dead minotaur