Today let's just pretend there's a new Smiling Bag-Time Jamboree.
Let's pretend you clicked on it,
stared at it for a few seconds,
and thought,
why the hell are they still making these things?
I hate these things.
Close your eyes
extra-tight
and imagine that.
Wow.
It's almost better than the real thing!

Love,
the dead minotaur