A way bunch of years ago you'd figure it'd be hard to imagine this whole internet schtick.
You'd've figured wrong though.

Tor Bronson, part-time thespian and full-time puppy-hurler, figures you ought to know that Mongrel Digs William Gibson.
I figure you out to check that out.
Do you figure?
Let's figure together.

Love,
the dead minotaur