I'm afraid I have a horrible announcement to make.

Mongrel Studios'  own Quinn Allan has been involved in a terrible accident.

He had been browsing a pet store with his girlfriend when all of a sudden he accidentally became a giant foot monster.

A giant monster comprised entirely of feet is what Quinn Allan is now.

Walking the streets, walking his victims, walking, always walking.

Only walking.

Also horrible:

Mongrel Studios' own Jared Yanez has become three teeth and butterfly wings.

And I mean a lot of butterfly wings.

Too many butterfly wings.

Indeed, horrible as well:

Mongrel Studios' own Troy Page has spilled some very warm kona coffee on the crotch of his favorite shorts.

Not a lot, just some drips, but enough to make him have to go change.

Into a cabinet with claws as big as Connecticut, that is.

He's expected to arrive in Tokyo any minute now to fight the giant foot monster made of monstrous giant feet that once was Quinn Allan.

And most horribly:

Mongrel Studios' own Lance Page has grown another eye.

He's not sure where yet.

But wherever it is, it's surrounded by bees.

As for me, I am doing well. 

I am a little hung over.

Love,
the dead minotaur