If all reality is subjective then we all are as we appear to be to anybody at any given time.
That's why I only appear before sycophantic blind-deaf-mutes on party drugs.
Consequently I don't appear often but, when I do, I feel AMAZING.
And strangely damp.
Not like this new Smiling Bag-Time Jamboree.
There's nothing strange about its dampness.
Its dampitude is inherent.
Go get yourself some of that inherent dampitude.
It's damptastic.

Love,
the dead minotaur