You ever make up your own letters? I do. My alphabet's like five times bigger than average.
It's huge.
Anytime I whip it out, people just gasp.
I'm told it's impressive but perhaps a bit unwieldy.
My favorite made-up letters have lots of squiggles.
Not so many dots. Where's the flair in dots?
I suppose it's in the pronunciation.
Take Dälek for example.
If you're like me, you pronounce that word all sorts of wrong.
If you're like me though, you're also a dead minotaur.
Don't be like me.
Be like Lance.
Go read his very first entry into Mongrel Digs and learn to say Dälek like an honest-to-gosh real-life Lance.
Don't be like me with my massive, swollen, made-up alphabet.
It's my bear to cross.

Love,
the dead minotaur