I'm so hungry. I haven't had, like, anything. In so long.
Man.
I could just eat everything. All of it.
I really could.
I could just stretch my jaw over the horizon and swallow.
NOM NOM NOM.
I'd chew it up.
NOM NOM NOM.
Mmm!
I could go for that.
I really could.
While I eat everything, you eat a wasted state.
It's fresh.
We'll race to see who finishes first.
On three.
One.
NOM NOM NOM
NOM NOM NOM
NOM

Love,
-the dead minotaur