"Through the darkness of future past / The magician longs to see / One chance out between two worlds / Fire walk with me."

So apparently all this time we couldn't find Jared he was just watching Twin Peaks and eating pie. Oh, that guy. Pour yourself a cup of joe and head on over to Mongrel Digs so he can talk you into doing the same.
We've also received word by carrier pigeon that Mongrel Pictures has just entered post-production on an exciting new web-series. The pigeon didn't say what was so damned exciting about it though. And when I asked when he expected it to debut he just giggled and held his breath.
I don't like birds.